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Inside: Photos of eyeballs, bees, eyeballs, blue hands, and eyeballs. Also inside: Thoughts I want you to read and to live by and, when especially inspired, to set to opera. Also inside: my fight against vegetable tyranny. Just a little something I do so you don’t have to. You're welcome. Come on in and get your jibber jabber on!
1 comment:
Inevitable
Is just another word for
Why you a sadistic moron.
Now look everyone... This is all purely in fun and jest, I promise. "Moron" is simply a term of affection between Mike and me. Well, more specifically, normally it's a term of affection I call Mike. He normally doesn't (dare) reciprocate. But it's got nothing to do with reality.
Likewise, "sadist." Not real.
Reality would dictate other terms of affection. For example,
"The Genius Masochist."
"The Exhuberant Worrier."
"My best friend, the Slumbering Exerciser."
"Pancakes 'n Beer."
"Nobody's Honky."
You see. Friends just sometimes shorthand their love for each other in playful ways...
A.
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