Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Watercolor painting in three minutes!!!!

First, take a digital picture of a nighttime scene. Then convert it to a negative. Then amplify the colors.
Voila, there you have it: McArt.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

(....to") self-eyeball

Eyeballs are the window to........to........to.........to just everything! (Except for cars and buildings, in which cases windows, and not eyeballs, are the windows.) Eye contact is really really hard to maintain because, well, who wants to disclose one's soul to....anyone?! Including to oneself, in the return gaze?

Answer: no one.

Or, at least, no one should. And by "no one," I mean "not me."

Eyeballs are the miracle of the universe.

Well, eyeballs and the brain.

And Bach's music.

And aspirin.

And Lincoln's prose.

And Herbert Von Karajan's hair.

And game six of the 1985 World Series!

water splashing into sink basin

the photo came out fuzzy. i'm glad it did. i pumped up the colors and amplified the contrast.