Wednesday, June 30, 2010

No, YOU'RE inactive!



Be more constructive with your comments, Red Sign!

Rude.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

There HAD to have been some improving alteration you could have made to that SOB with a Sharpie. Suggestions from the peanut gallery, please!

"xIAMxSx Ix xNxxTxVx"

That's all I've got. Fail.

Andy D. said...

I'd start by using my Sharpie to correct the grammar: Siamese ARE inactive.

Then we could gave some fun.

This double-headed pipe may be turned off, but the Siamese are QUITE active, rest assured.

What are you stating at? These Siamese are inactive.

May I introduce you to my better half?

Inactive? How do you think we got here??

(Historical trivia note - what do you think the percentage is, in the history of the spoken word, when the word Siamese is NOT followed by the word twin? Not Siam, mind you - Suamese. I bet it's less than 3%, making this sign a statistical anomoly in every sense of the word.)

Only Siamese dogs may urinate here.

Siam I am; active I ain't.

A.

Technoprairie said...

What about adding cats? Siamese cats are inactive. That would be true.

Anonymous said...

Siam I am; active I ain't.

This.

Yes.

HA!

Andy D. said...

Holy cow I got a bona fide laugh from Anonynius! It's like I climbed Mt Everest! Ha!!

Mike Bailey said...

Shoot, AD, I find Anonymous perfectly responsive to a *real* sense of humor.

He said in the most humorless response ever.

Anonymous said...

Translation on behalf of Dr. Mikey: "Dude, belief me--this is not something you want to elicit. I make anonymous laugh a lot and always immediately regret it 'cause it's, just, awful. And weird. And a scary laugh. And there's no stopping it once it starts. As your friend, I'm telling you. Just don't."