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7 comments:
There HAD to have been some improving alteration you could have made to that SOB with a Sharpie. Suggestions from the peanut gallery, please!
"xIAMxSx Ix xNxxTxVx"
That's all I've got. Fail.
I'd start by using my Sharpie to correct the grammar: Siamese ARE inactive.
Then we could gave some fun.
This double-headed pipe may be turned off, but the Siamese are QUITE active, rest assured.
What are you stating at? These Siamese are inactive.
May I introduce you to my better half?
Inactive? How do you think we got here??
(Historical trivia note - what do you think the percentage is, in the history of the spoken word, when the word Siamese is NOT followed by the word twin? Not Siam, mind you - Suamese. I bet it's less than 3%, making this sign a statistical anomoly in every sense of the word.)
Only Siamese dogs may urinate here.
Siam I am; active I ain't.
A.
What about adding cats? Siamese cats are inactive. That would be true.
Siam I am; active I ain't.
This.
Yes.
HA!
Holy cow I got a bona fide laugh from Anonynius! It's like I climbed Mt Everest! Ha!!
Shoot, AD, I find Anonymous perfectly responsive to a *real* sense of humor.
He said in the most humorless response ever.
Translation on behalf of Dr. Mikey: "Dude, belief me--this is not something you want to elicit. I make anonymous laugh a lot and always immediately regret it 'cause it's, just, awful. And weird. And a scary laugh. And there's no stopping it once it starts. As your friend, I'm telling you. Just don't."
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