
Why I can't be cool like this guy? I'm not a cool guy. I'm what they officially call "uncool." I'm as cool as a chimp in a china shop.
Inside: Photos of eyeballs, bees, eyeballs, blue hands, and eyeballs. Also inside: Thoughts I want you to read and to live by and, when especially inspired, to set to opera. Also inside: my fight against vegetable tyranny. Just a little something I do so you don’t have to. You're welcome. Come on in and get your jibber jabber on!
4 comments:
Oh, you can definitely be cooler than this guy, he has rotten facial hair.
First you need some cool shades like he has. Then you need a cool sneer and you're all set.
Then you need to find much cooler metaphors.
S-S: Really? That's not a good look? Rotten in fact? Good to know.
Oh, Technoprairie, you're too kind. I can do the sneer with cool shades but I still wouldn't have it. Thanks, though.
Timekeeper. Good eye. All fixed.
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