It's time for a caption!!

Note the pigeon. (BTW, I've chosen the last caption winners.)

From my middle child:

* If you don't mind, I'll just sit here for a while.
* Now all I need is a tour guide!

From my third child:

* Off my head. Or else!!
* Your hair isn't as soft as a nest.

From Andy D.:

* "Tally-ho!!"

* "Johnny, your hair looks like a real bird's nest this morning." (taking 3rd child's, but 'I did a twist on it...')

* "I told you to go with a more conventional scarecrow, but you HAD to go classic Greek with it."

* "Just ignore him, Pidgey. He's taking our picture, but JUST, IG, NORE, HIM. He'll leave soon."

* "You should see what I could do to this statue if I hadn't already evolved from the dinosaurs."

* "I'm the King of the World!"

* "Coach Jackson, I really think we should go back to our old Laker uniforms, rather than your 'nude with birds on heads' idea?..."

From Technoprairie:

* Tremble, all you mere mortals! My warrior pigeon and I are here. Prepare to be conquered! Prepare to grovel.

From Justcurious

* Pretending I don't see the hint of statue junk...

* Lot's wife's life strifes

From Timekeeper

* And the Lord said, "You shall leave the Garden of Eden and never return with only this pigeon for comfort."