Saturday, January 16, 2010

one doll, two more images





Same doll as below.

10 comments:

Technoprairie said...

Can we get back to the death photos or even more NOLA tombstone pictures? Please? (Though I will say that the bottom picture could star in Avatar if she wanted to. maybe as one of their dolls)

Mike Bailey said...

I'm sorry, Technoprairie. One more short series for the reveal, but I promise not to distort those photos. Of course, you well know the doll already. Then after that something lighter, I promise.

Andy D. said...

Great! Something lighter! Like, some outtakes from a PETA ad of small animals being tortured? Or, crime scene photos from "Too Grisley for HBO"?? Or, some stills from the public service announcement, "Look What Happens When You Let That Chainsaw Get Away From You, Fellas!!"

Is this the price we are to pay for your benevolence in granting us a little pre-holiday cheer and good tidings? These shots of the lead star from "The All-Doll Version of 'The Ring'"???

A.

Mike Bailey said...

It's not me. It's the doll. Don't blame me. Right, Steven Taylor?

justcurious said...

Can someone let me know when it's safe to return to this channel?

Andy D. said...

It's, A, Dooooooooooooooooooll !!!!!!!

It's a doll !!! No more, no less. A doll.

But as to the attempt to freak everyone out - A plus! Agreata success!!!¡¡. Ahigh five!!! Shin gui??!!

Ala Chandler Bing: Could we BE more freaked out??

Andy D. said...

"Today, kids, we're going to learn a new word.

"Does anyone here know what it means, when someone who may seem like a very nice person, even someone you may know really well, likes to take ordinary little household objects and turn them into things that we should be AFRAID of, or things that might HURT us, and that person seems to kind of enjoy doing that to people?... Does anyone know a word for that person?

"What was that, Joey? Yes, that's right -- only it's pronounced 'so-ci-o-path.' That person, is what we call 'a sociopath.'

"Can someone name me a household object, in all of our houses?... No?... Or maybe a toy?... Ok, good one Judy -- a doll.

"So, we all like playing with dolls, and we all see them everyday in our bedrooms. Well, a 'sociopath' would take that doll, and try to make it seem scary. Maybe he would take perverted photographs of it and then enjoy showing them off to people. Or maybe he would make a little toy butcher knife for it, and then tell you kids 'the doll will chase you around the house at night, trying to butcher you.' Is that nice? Does that person -- who seemed very nice a few minutes ago, and maybe you even know him -- does that person seem like someone we should want to spend time with? Or read his blog?...

"No Josephine, you're right -- it's NOT that kind of person. In fact, it's the opposite. I'd say we want to get as FAAAAAAARRRRRRR away from that nasty sociopath as possible. Even to the police station, if that's how far it takes to get away.

"Ok, so if you do see anyone doing anything like this, just tell your folks right away, kids.

"... You Bailey kids have been awful quiet during our talk. Does this all make sense to you, too?"

Mike Bailey said...

Andy--it's the doll, not me.

timekeeper said...

You are not getting one cent of the money I am offered for my family heirloom on Antique Roadshow! Not one cent!

Steven Taylor said...

Word, Brother M.