The winner: "Eating that last beignet NOT recommended!"

Taken in NOLA. I won't tell you what it's for. You're going to tell ME what it's for.

Have at it!
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From Minivan Chronicles:

* Vortex in Basement
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From Julia L. (Age 11)

* DO NOT CRASH INTO WALL!
* Automatic doors closing!

From Jake L. (Age 6)

*Watch where you're going! Do not crash into a wall and fall into an area with only boxes and doors surrounding you!

(NOTE from me, "Mr. Michael," to Julia and Jake: Julia and Jake, you have both offered wonderful interpretations of this warning sign and, more importantly, you've offered very good advice for life. I have often crashed into walls, and I've had automatic doors close on me. And when those things happen it makes life a little rougher for me, though it sometimes makes other people laugh a fair bit. And here's something else: I almost never watch where I am going; just ask your father because he's played basketball with me. He knows. And I can confirm that you're right. It's not good when those things happen. Sadly, though, I work in an office with two doors and many boxes, so I can't follow your advice, Jake, about not going into an area with boxes and doors surrounding me. Maybe that's one reason I post so many sad photos on this blog.)

From Timekeeper:

* STOMACH X-RAYS CAN KILL YOU!
* BEWARE OF ATTACK DIRECTIONAL SIGNS!
* WARNING: "I'M WITH DUMMY" SIGNS CAN BE AGGRESSIVE
* THIS PART OF YOUR BODY WILL HURT WHEN CRUSHED TO DEATH
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From Justcurious:

* Disgruntled moving men zone!
* Asymmetry kills!
* Fast moving ice floes ahead!
* Finally...If you think you can just ignore the "door closing" announcements while you take a few more death, doom, and shadow shots, you will be crushed and fined!!!
* Stark realities of morning after may hit you like a ton of bricks!
* No walking on conveyor belt!
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From Andy D:

* Eating that last beignet NOT recommended!
* Train coupling imminent! Train CANNOT be stopped by flailing arms! Turn and run!
* Swinging wrecking ball may be any shape, including trapezoidal or rhombal!
* Swarming bees in this park have the combined strength of a falling safe!
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From Technoprairie:

* When we say "Doors are closing. Do not enter the tram" - WE MEAN IT!
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From Formerstudent:

*WARNING: The YMCA dance is not permitted in this area. Violators will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.