challenge: provide a plausible caption for each of the three young women. 
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10 comments:
okay, i'm just getting coffee'd up, but here's take one...
from left to right...
Girl 1: "OMG! He's back! Drive! Just Drive!"
Girl 2: "No! I'm through running from this nut. I told him he can't have my hat. I think I can take him."
Girl 3: "Hang on! I'll use my phone to put it on YouTube! This is going to be awesome!"
From left to right...
Girl #1:
Projected response - Irritated at the creepy man with the camera.
Reality - Upset because there is now photographic evidence that she just rolled out of bed and has not showered in three days.
Girl#2:
Projected response - Trying to maintain the cool, distant confidence of a cowboy.
Reality - Knows that she is from the city and attends a school that costs more per year than a cowboy can dream of making and is thus a fraud. Also keenly aware that cowboy hats, if worn by anyone other than a true cowboy, cause brain cancer.
Girl#3:
Projected response - intoxicated.
Reality - intoxicated.
Really, that should be:
Girl on left: "Go away, creepy camera guy.:
Girl in middle: "Hmm, creepy camera guy. What's he doing?"
Girl on the right: "Hey look! Creepy camera guy!"
Girl on left: Just smile and maybe the crazy man will quietly leave.
Center girl: You got a problem with the hat, camera boy?
Girl on right: Hey look at me! Someone's taking a picture of me! Hi!
jc--
very nice. and oddly accurate, i think.
formerstudent--
less accurate, perhaps, especially since cowboy hats cause scurvy, not cancer, but still very funny.
steve taylor--
check. check. and check!!
technop--
what's funny is that all of these four distinct comments all are compatible with one another. and all assume that i'm a creepy guy.
i've been described more often as creepy lately in the past two weeks (because of eyeballs and whatnot) than in the entire month before that. i mean "five years." not month. that would be less impressive, wouldn't it?
"OMG, hey! .. No, no, the girl behind you .."
j--
i like that. combines those three folks and an additional person in one sentence.
you did a twist on it.
the only thing I've gathered from this post is the fact that you, my friend, are a creepy, creepy bastard.
maybe that's why we get along so well.
jonbon--well, stude, we both love creep by radiohead, so it only follows.
and could you believe that "timekeeper" thought he was being insulting and sarcastic rather than honest and confessional? i guess that's how a non-creepy mind must think.
haha! yeah. only self-deprecating "creeps" (like us?) get the esoteric meaning of that song. it's like our anthem, of sorts.
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