see? studly pose number one.
and studly pose number two. look at him. a stud.
okay, so he didn't like my photo tyranny. again, sue me. and, no, that's not a "we're number one" sign.
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You are such the litigatious capitalist, if there are problems, you think of suing.
Dueling should be legal. Discuss.
i'm not sure i think of suing. i think of others suing me.
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i'm going to come out against the dueling, i think. but i tell you what, ss, if you can name me three cases of two females dueling in history, i'll reconsider. because if it's just an all-male sport, you know it's probably stupid. (football excepted)
I'll take your challenge.
Various recorded petticoat duels:
1792--between Lady Almeria Braddock and Mrs. Elphinstone, after a tea party in which Mrs. Elphinstone made an insulting remark regarding the true age of Lady Braddock. After they both missed their shots, the ladies switched to swords.
1552--between Isabella de Carazzi and Diambra de Petinella crossed swords over the regard of a gentleman. There's a painting of this called "the duel of women"
1892--Princess Pauline Metternich and Countess Anna Kielmansegg crossed swords over some disagreement that is hard to determine from the internet since it appears to be overshadowed by them fighting topless (a common tactic at duels in order to reduce risk of infection from bits of clothing carried into wounds)
okay, you called my bluff.
big time.
ummm...let me think a way to weasel out of reconsidering. and when i think of a way, i'll let you know.
obviously i'm the kind of person who would run away from a duel, shrieking.
See! That's what this site needs more of: topless sword fightin'!
Wow! this guy is a stud.
how photos of said stud elicits responses about topless, women sword fighting is a mystery to me.
jonbon and stephen--
monty python reference? come on now, throw me a bone.
i've got nothing. only seen holy grail.
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