A Minivan Country Song

A Country Song....

We won't make it through the night

And we will not see the sun

Cars and bikes are flying by

Everyone but us in flight

And for this we bought Japanese

Sold out American workers short

Cuz we're stuck at the KC Toyota shop

Blame it on doggone Consumer Report

Turn the key now, freedom calls

Gathering speed on the ol highway

Then we stop to get some gas

And then it sputters and then it stalls

Minivan blues breakin' Juli's heart

Oh Mr. Mechanic, Josh, be the best

Putting Timekeeper's patience to the test

For your sake, Good Sir, I'd make that engine start