yo, who goes there?

Awww....ain't that a cute picture? A little whimsy now and then never hurt anyone.

Well, almost never. I would avoid it if I were doctor who had to tell an unexpecting and otherwise healthy patient that he has only twelve minutes left to live. In which case I'd just bust out some over-the-top jokes about doctors and patients. Yes, I'd go straight for slap-you-in-the-face unsubtle irony. But I'd avoid whimsy. Most def.

What's wrong with me?