
"There he goes again. Crazy Uncle Mike taking weird pictures of eyeballs and hands and bees again. " Or so he probably thought.
Crazy Uncle Mike. No joke. That's my name with my nephews and neice. Can you believe it?!?! I would understand it if they called me "Disarmingly Charming Uncle Mike." Now that would make sense. Or...."Profound and Witty Uncle Mike." That, too, is a natural. Or, "Our basketball hero Uncle Mike." Natch. Or why not Rabbi Michael?
But Crazy Uncle Mike....I tell you, it hurts.
Real bad.
But maybe if "you" were to call me Rabbi Mike, well, that could ease the pain a little. Because I have loads of wisdom to offer. Really really. And if you don't believe me, just ask me. (Brises, however, are out of the question. Fainting and circumcision are rarely a good combination.)
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How about "Crazy Rabbi Mike?"
Or "That Wacky Rabbi Dude with the Camera"?
BTW, the outline of the chairs look vaguely like a minaret.
What kind of signals are you sending, "Rabbi"?
Every family needs a crazy uncle. Be honored that you're it. Wouldn't you rather be crazy than weird?
st--
wacky rabbi dude. very nice.
jc--
good perspective. crazy is better than weird for sure.
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