Un-Moored

Here's what came to mind when I thought of this title and smirked, quite pleased at myownself for such cleverness:

"Why I Am So Clever" --- Chapter Title from Nietzsche's Ecce Homo

Other chapter titles from the same book include:

"Why I Am So Wise"

and

"Why I Write Such Good Books"

and

"Why I Am A Destiny"

Sadly, you will not find this title in the book:

"Why I Write Ironic Chapter Titles For Good Ol' Fashioned Joshing Fun"

That you don't find.